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The Original

We designed this outfit ourselves. Since it took off, knockoffs have started copying the concept with cheaper materials and no one standing behind them. This store is the only place the real thing is sold.

What Recruits' Owners Think

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    ★★★★★

    My Commander

    My cat guards the apartment now. Fully committed to the role, refuses to take it off.

    Priya S.

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    ★★★★★

    The arms actually swing

    Genuinely did not expect to laugh this hard at my own cat. 10/10 comedic timing on that rifle.

    Marcus D.

  • testimonial-cat-3-v2

    ★★★★★

    Fits perfectly

    Was worried about sizing but the guide was spot on. He tolerates it for about 90 seconds, which is enough for great photos.

    Jenna R.

    Mission Briefing

    Why cat owners enlist with Feline Commando Gear instead of the knockoffs.

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    Free worldwide shipping

    Doesn't fit? Full refund

    No assembly - straight on

    Built for real belly laughs
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      Free Worldwide Shipping

      Every order, every country, on the house.

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      Doesn't Fit? Full Refund

      No risk. If it's not right, you're covered.

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      No Assembly - Straight On

      Paws in, helmet on, mission ready in under a minute.

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      Loved by Cat Owners Everywhere

      Real reviews from real recruits.

      Mission Reports From the Field

      Real feedback from cat owners who've already enlisted.

      Mission Reports From the Field

      96%

      Said their cat looked personally offended (in the best way).

      91%

      Filmed a video within the first hour of arrival.

      88%

      Said the rifle-paws made them laugh out loud, alone, in their kitchen.

      Based on customer feedback since launch.

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      FAQ

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      Shipping

      Free worldwide shipping on every order. US delivery in 3-5 days, international in 5-10 days.

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      What's included

      Helmet with ear covers and chin strap, tactical vest, plush rifle sewn between the paws, and integrated pants. Nothing to assemble.

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      What size does my cat need?

      Small fits cats up to 9 inch tall. Measure your cat, not the breed - check the size guide on the product page.

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      Is the rifle safe?

      Yes - it's soft plush, sewn securely between the front paws, no hard parts or small pieces.

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      Will my cat actually tolerate it?

      Most cats give you about 60-90 seconds, which is plenty for the video. Free size swap and money-back guarantee if it's not for your cat.

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      How do I wash it?

      Spot clean or hand wash cold, air dry. Avoid machine washing the helmet.

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